真是未来的栋梁啊!

你越温柔我越不想撒谎

我已办不到你想要的那样

客气地配合你我只会让你我感觉更勉强

这不是我们想要的生活

等到寻获真正的我吧。。 
因为我。。

你装作很满足
我也装作很满足

我们都清楚我们的笑透露着孤独和勉强

一开始就给的糊里糊涂

感情没有勉强的幸福

想回头了，却又不知如何去结束

 

我希望你是谅解我的

感动过的痕迹很难割舍

 

暂停一下并不算出尔反尔

冰冷的决定

谁都害怕看谁的脸
 

忘了问你想要什麽

若给的起我都承受

问题是我扛不起

 

你一直在努力

让我了解你的好
我都看在眼里

不过却忘了

常常对我微笑

 

 

 

Jus For laughs..

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

17 April 2009


Happy Birthday to 2

Special Day..

 

Just For laughs..

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
 

12 April 2009

Happy Birthday my Boy..

Eat Eat Eat .. ..
Jus For laughs..

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

11 April 2009


Jus For laughs..

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.

4 April 2009




Jus For laughs..

One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.

29 March 2009






Jus For laughs..

A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...

 SO Nice... But not cheap also even in the land of cheap
RM 1800,000
SGD abt 780,000!!
sOme mOre canNot uSe CPF! lolx
Down payment SGD150k
Monthly SGD3k for 30 years!
Pay so much just to stay there 4 times a month? Crazy

Miss this game...

Monday, March 16, 2009
Straits Times Headlines

Sengkang terrorist strike again this morning (4am-7am)
innocent victims:
- Mr Tooth Brush from KL - hair was pull off till dead
- Mr Condom from Singapore - body was found with holes
- Mr Odor Remover from Jurong - blood was drain dry
- Mr Balloon from Hongkong - body was found in pieces
- Mr Pig de Tissue Box from Singapore Car Mart - head was tear open,
- Mr shampoo from KL (slight injury)

Trembling in fear, Mr Shampoo claim: I am lucky to stay alive, i can still feel the palpitation of my heart beat, it was like a nightmate! i can see Mr Pig's brain and Mr Balloon's body all over the place. HE SHOULDN'T BE OUT AGAIN! I will never forget this night 16 march 2009. (still in the stage of shock) 

Mr Facial foam who hide himself by squeezing under a luggage bag say: Dun Ask me ANYTHING! I Dun wish to recall! Is like A MONSTER!!

One Witness say: Mr Odor seems like being stripped naked before drained dry!

I WANT! Where can i still find this phone? anyone know?

90年代，經典中的經典2...!!!