Junbin's House 준빈집

现在的小孩

2009-10-19T08:43:37Z

真是未来的栋梁啊!

勉强会有辛福吗？

2009-10-02T12:23:09Z

你越温柔我越不想撒谎

我已办不到你想要的那样

客气地配合你我只会让你我感觉更勉强

这不是我们想要的生活

等到寻获真正的我吧。。
因为我。。

我希望你是谅解我的

2009-10-01T07:26:09Z

你装作很满足
我也装作很满足

我们都清楚我们的笑透露着孤独和勉强

一开始就给的糊里糊涂

感情没有勉强的幸福

想回头了，却又不知如何去结束

我希望你是谅解我的

感动过的痕迹很难割舍

暂停一下并不算出尔反尔

冰冷的决定

谁都害怕看谁的脸

忘了问你想要什麽

若给的起我都承受

问题是我扛不起

你一直在努力

让我了解你的好
我都看在眼里

不过却忘了

常常对我微笑

PhotoShoot @ HK Street

2009-05-22T09:51:20Z

Having Some FUN time @ HK Street last nite.
My best friend Serene invited me for a executive photo shoot.

Fish Spa @ Tesco EXTRA

2009-04-25T04:20:47Z

Jus For laughs..

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

2 in 1

2009-04-21T08:37:55Z

17 April 2009

Happy Birthday to 2

Special Day..

Just For laughs..

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Yoshi First BIG Day

2009-04-21T08:01:19Z

12 April 2009

Happy Birthday my Boy..

Eat Eat Eat .. ..
Jus For laughs..

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

Yoshi First Swim @ EC

2009-04-21T07:57:45Z

11 April 2009

Jus For laughs..

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.

Yoshi Went to Spa..

2009-04-21T07:19:13Z

4 April 2009

Jus For laughs..

One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.

Yoshi Goes Green..

2009-04-21T06:45:28Z

29 March 2009

Jus For laughs..

A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...

yOshi wAlk waLk OrchArd rOad (part 1)

2009-03-24T08:43:49Z

Gear up! Get ready to go!

Yoshi worried ... i got 4 shoes to put on, u only 2 also can wear wrong.. omg.. yoshi start to nag at him..
WOW!! sO happening..
Both no Money...
(Dun pull me out, I wan to buy GAP!!)
Stupid... say never bring money.. So cat..

To be Continued...
He wanna take care of yoshi for us

DREAM HOUSE Setia Tropika

2009-03-23T03:01:40Z

SO Nice... But not cheap also even in the land of cheap
RM 1800,000
SGD abt 780,000!!
sOme mOre canNot uSe CPF! lolx
Down payment SGD150k
Monthly SGD3k for 30 years!
Pay so much just to stay there 4 times a month? Crazy

WAHHHHHH WAHHHH.....

2009-03-17T07:18:52Z

Miss this game...

Sengkang terrorist strike again this morning!

2009-03-16T03:54:57Z

Monday, March 16, 2009
Straits Times Headlines

Sengkang terrorist strike again this morning (4am-7am)
innocent victims:
- Mr Tooth Brush from KL - hair was pull off till dead
- Mr Condom from Singapore - body was found with holes
- Mr Odor Remover from Jurong - blood was drain dry
- Mr Balloon from Hongkong - body was found in pieces
- Mr Pig de Tissue Box from Singapore Car Mart - head was tear open,
- Mr shampoo from KL (slight injury)

Trembling in fear, Mr Shampoo claim: I am lucky to stay alive, i can still feel the palpitation of my heart beat, it was like a nightmate! i can see Mr Pig's brain and Mr Balloon's body all over the place. HE SHOULDN'T BE OUT AGAIN! I will never forget this night 16 march 2009. (still in the stage of shock)

Mr Facial foam who hide himself by squeezing under a luggage bag say: Dun Ask me ANYTHING! I Dun wish to recall! Is like A MONSTER!!

One Witness say: Mr Odor seems like being stripped naked before drained dry!

Nokia 7200

2009-03-12T03:35:19Z

I WANT! Where can i still find this phone? anyone know?

林志穎不是每個戀曲都有美好回憶

2009-02-09T07:43:31Z

90年代，經典中的經典2...!!!

聪明人是会变傻的

2009-02-05T02:57:59Z

爱会让人变得很傻
我是个聪明人
不想变傻瓜

John的妈妈

2009-01-15T09:31:29Z

因为老家离大学很远，为了方便上学，
John和另一个同学合资在大学附近租了一个房间

有一天，John的妈妈来看John。
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饭桌上，妈妈一再注意到与John同住的男室友Mike长得非常秀气，
而且觉得二人的眼神交流也非比寻常，
她十分怀疑两人的关系是否真的仅限于室友。

John也发现了妈妈的想法，于是主动跟妈妈说明：
“我知道你在想什么，不过我可以向你保证，
Mike和我是纯粹的室友，绝对没别的。”2 V% i; t  o0 J% c

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一个星期后，Mike跑来跟John说：
“自从你妈妈来吃过晚饭之后，
我就一直找不到我那把纯银的汤匙，
你觉得会不会是她拿走了？”

John说:“我不知道呀！不过别担心，让我来处理这件事吧。”
之后他写了一封信给他妈妈：% d

亲爱的妈妈：

我不会说您“拿”了一把纯银汤匙，' x: Y2 F: J" j
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我也不会说您“没拿”了一把纯银汤匙，
不过有一件事情大家都注意到了，
就是自从您在这里吃了晚饭之后，
有一样东西不见了。

爱你的--John

几天后,回信来了-
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亲爱的儿子：
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我不会说你和Mike“睡”在一起，
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我也不会说你和Mike“没睡”在一起，- y" f% F+ ^. m/ p8 x
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那就是如果他的确是睡在自己床上的话，
他早就会发现那把纯银汤匙了。

爱你的--妈

她是怪物

2009-01-07T02:57:45Z

在幼儿园的时候有个小女孩问小明：
“为什么你尿尿的时候用两只手捂住下面啊”
小明告诉她为了握住小机机，
她便问小明什么是小机机，
小明就拿出来给她看，然后她说为什么她没有，
小明不信，结果脱了她的裤子找了半天，
最后得出个结论：她是怪物。
便跑去告诉老师Z$ l; ^2 h9 V$ i+ E

袋鼠和青蛙去嫖雞

2009-01-06T02:29:09Z

袋鼠和青蛙去嫖雞，
袋鼠三下兩下完事，
只聽隔壁的青蛙整夜一二三嘿﹗一二三嘿﹗
袋鼠好羨慕，次日，袋鼠說︰“哇﹗~~蛙兄，你好棒哦﹗。”
青蛙說︰“操，老子一夜都沒跳上床﹗~~”

蚊子跟螳螂

2009-01-05T09:26:45Z

一天蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡

蚊子很自豪的說︰
看，十年前我在她胸前叮了兩口，
現下腫的這麽大了；

螳螂不服氣的說:
那有什麼，我十年前在她兩腿間劈了一刀，
至今還每個月都在流血……

<2009> New Year’s ResOlutiOns

2009-01-02T04:07:38Z

01. Spring Cleaning my Room
02. Quit Sm**e heh heh
03. Sent my bumble bee for make over
04. Reduce my debth by 20%
05. Visit swimming pool 100 times.. ($2x100=$200)
06. Get a New Hand Phone
07. Bring Yoshi to School
08. Learn How to Swim Butterfly stoke
09. Sleep Early. latest By 11pm (unless there live liverpool match)
10. Dun Late for Work !! haha try my best .
11. Stop buying soft-drink from vending machine!!

Round 1 - Fright

2008-12-16T02:29:03Z

亂马: 小甜甜畏罪潛逃了!!!!
因爲她不像亂马，黑白兩道都吃得開
所以仍然逍遙法外 hahahahaha

小甜甜: 偷心的小賊, still a 小 mao 賊...
No worries, the penalty for stealing is not that heavy, my concern is your mind doesn't seems stable... I suggest you better seek medical treatment early... haiz...

亂马: 你不想活了！膽敢說什麽小毛賊。。。還什麽儘早治療。。。
你死了，下次看到你就讓我傢的肉肉，小胖和東東收拾你！！

亂马: 真是活膩了這個“含溼老”！
最好有多遠就躲多遠
不然你會從色魔變成千蹭糕！！！
沒大沒小！不知死活！

小甜甜: 什麽亂马,偷心的小賊, 其实是台妹... 還什麽黑白兩道都吃得開... 大家小心!!

小甜甜: 這個自称自己是什麽偷心的小賊,亂马,美女好可怕...
說人家是色魔,“含溼老”,其实自己是大色魔...
說自己生的兩個孩子是小魔怪, 好像姥姥...

亂马: 要小心的只有甜甜圈，這個卷毛含溼老。。。
惡魔已鎖定你了-受死吧！
知道你一點也不甜就好，快去把自己沴在甜湯裏，
不過我想也很難把你變甜！期待來世吧！

Change of Look!

2008-12-13T20:58:00Z

Singaporean, pls take note..

Latest News

2008-12-12T02:02:13Z

Singaporean, be more careful, two most scary prisoner had escape!

WANTED 1

Name: Serene Lim

Nickname: 小甜甜

Crime: Humsup

Last Seen 甜甜屋http://mochalive.livejournal.com/

WANTED 2

Name: Eileen Chua

Nickname: 偷心的小賊

Crime: Fly kite

Last Seen: 亂马的世界http://ziniu.livejournal.com/

Junbin's House 준빈집

现在的小孩

勉强会有辛福吗？

我希望你是谅解我的

PhotoShoot @ HK Street

Fish Spa @ Tesco EXTRA

2 in 1

Yoshi First BIG Day

Yoshi First Swim @ EC

Yoshi Went to Spa..

Yoshi Goes Green..

yOshi wAlk waLk OrchArd rOad (part 1)

DREAM HOUSE Setia Tropika

WAHHHHHH WAHHHH.....

Sengkang terrorist strike again this morning!

Nokia 7200

林志穎 不是每個戀曲都有美好回憶

聪明人是会变傻的

John的妈妈

她是怪物

袋鼠和青蛙去嫖雞

蚊子跟螳螂

<2009> New Year’s ResOlutiOns

Round 1 - Fright

Change of Look!

Latest News

林志穎不是每個戀曲都有美好回憶